More absense zaniness! This should get interesting, I hope...
Fav! I loled.
I like the dialogue. My dialogue always seems so stilted. Nervous breakdowns suck!
Your dialogue's not that bad, what are you talking about? I have heard things about nervous breakdowns to that effect. Comedian Nikki Payne seemed to enjoy hers, she talks about it in her act and about the meds they gave her to calm her down. Funny stuff.
My Nervous Breakdown: I pull an all-nighter working on my portfolio proposal for school. I finish around 5:30AM and figure that I should probably take a half an hour nap. I set my alarm for 6:00AM and fall asleep. The next thing I know I am standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror. There are no thoughts going through my head just the sound of large sheets of metal hitting the ground. I hear myself mumbling again and again, “Fucking Chinese, man! Fucking Chinese.” Suddenly I hear a booming voice come through the sound of the falling sheets metal that says to me, “Iain Ramsay go back to bed.” So I go back to my room, turn off my alarm and go back to sleep. I ended up missing and therefore failing my “Psychology of Human Relationships” exam, but I did manage to hand in my portfolio proposal in on time. I did not bother taking any medication until about two years later. I was on Citalpram for only a month before I stopped taking it. It made my life seem boring and it was also expensive. However, that month of being medicated calmed me down quite a bit. I guess it gave me the vacation from myself that I needed. What scares me is thinking what would have happened if I never went back to bed. I imagine my parents finding me wondering around the basement muttering to myself, “Fucking Chinese, man! Fucking Chinese.” People always laugh when I tell them this story. What a wonderful world!